Monday, March 27, 2006

Losing One's Head

Issue 14.04 - April 2006
WIRED magazine
Losing One's Head

It's a story as strange as anything PKD ever wrote - a body of work that includes the short stories behind the movies Blade Runner, Total Recall, and A Scanner Darkly. It involves, naturally, a robot, a group of confused humans, and a series of misunderstandings. The head was built by David Hanson, founder of Hanson Robotics. The self-described sculptor-roboticist, who has a degree from the Rhode Island School of Design and did some undergrad work in AI, specializes in creating amazingly realistic robot faces sheathed in a rubbery polymer he calls f'rubber. The bots have a wide range of facial expressions driven by dozens of tiny servomotors. They make eye contact with passersby through motion-tracking machine vision and can engage in complex conversations via AI speech software. They even recognize familiar faces.

It was PKD - the author - who drew Hanson to robotics in the first place. "Reading books like Valis motivated me to build robots that would help save humans from their own destructive tendencies," he says.

The creator of several robots, including the Albert Einstein head for the bot that appeared on the cover of Wired in January, Hanson spent $25,000 of his own money building his hero.

Hanson and software developer Andrew Olney studied the author's life and used his novels - particularly We Can Build You - as a blueprint for applying PKD's personality to the robot. The head won first place in a competition sponsored by the American Association for Artificial Intelligence, and the Smithsonian was planning to exhibit it this fall.

Until December, that is, when Google invited Hanson and Olney to demo the PKD head at company headquarters in Silicon Valley. Hanson had been traveling for weeks, making two trips to Asia and pulling 15 all-nighters in 40 days. "I got on the plane in Dallas at 5 in the morning, after getting maybe 45 minutes of sleep the night before," he recalls. "I stuck the bag containing the robot head in the overhead bin and fell asleep. I didn't even know we were changing planes in Las Vegas. The flight attendant woke me up, and I walked off the plane in a fog - with the robot head still in the overhead bin."

When Hanson arrived at the San Francisco airport, he finally realized he had left his bot behind. Hanson was determined not to lose his head, having already lost Philip K. Dick's. "I thought, 'OK, OK, everything's going to be cool; they're going to find this bag,'" he says. "There's no mistaking this bag - it's got a robot head in it. When you open it, it's just wires and flesh and a bearded dude's face."

On the ground, Hanson says, America West officials told him that the plane carrying PKD was en route to Orange County; the crew would look for his robot when it landed. They said PKD had turned up at the Las Vegas airport after all. It was packed in a secure box and would be put on the next flight to SFO. The flight landed safely, but the head didn't. Somewhere over the Sierra Nevada, it had vanished.

America West officials say they've looked everywhere and that the search continues. If the head doesn't reappear, they told Hanson, they may consider a "happy ending" scenario, like sponsoring a new bot. In the meantime, the head could be resting on a warehouse shelf at an Alabama salvage company that buys items unclaimed after 30 days. Hanson suspects the head was either stolen by an unscrupulous baggage handler or fell victim to an overzealous security guard who called in a bomb squad. "That would be a really strange ending," Hanson says, "if the head of a Philip K. Dick robot wound up being exploded by another robot."

- Tom McNichol

Friday, March 24, 2006

Bruce Sterling Interview

Chuck Olsen has a video interview, or "vlog", w/ esteemed cyber-punk author Bruch Sterling on-line here.

First those sneakers, now this...

Continuing w/ my personal war against the most overrated man in the comic book industry (AKA Jim "the death of a medium" Lee), here is a link to an AlienWare computer spot featuring Mr. Jim "I love to draw boobs & guns" Lee, & proving yet again, how much a bigger dweeb he is than me.




“I’ll admit it—I use PCs just to play games and that’s why I bought my first Alienware setup nearly 10 years ago. Its power and speed were just dazzling and the ability to configure the machines specifically for my needs was a Godsend. And as an artist—nothing beats being able to run around in the games pumped up at full resolution and at the highest graphics settings possible. That’s why Alienware rigs continue to be tops in my book.”



Jim Lee
Comic Book ["]Artist["]

Cryptozoology museums


Cryptozoology museums: "David Pescovitz: At Cryptomundo, Loren Coleman surveys several cryptozoology museums throughout the world. From the post:

Artist John Frick of Cumberland, Maryland, stands under his creation, a Mothman replica that hangs from the ceiling of the Mothman Museum in Point Pleasant, West Virginia...

What cryptozoology and Bigfoot museums would you recommend to other Cryptomundo readers from your journeys and readings? (please post comments at Cryptomundo--ed.)
Link"


Wikipedia entry on "Mothman" contains good info:


Mothman was the name given to a strange creature sighted many times in the Point Pleasant area of West Virginia, on the border with Ohio between November 1966 and November 1967. Some observers described the creature as a man-sized beast with wings and large reflective red eyes, while others claimed that the creature possessed luminous eyes. A number of hypotheses have been put forward to explain what people reported, ranging from paranormal phenomena to owls, but no definitive explanation seems likely at this time.

[...]

Analysis
1976 British edition of The Mothman Prophecies.
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1976 British edition of The Mothman Prophecies.

There are several theories for what the Mothman phenomena involved.

The largest collection of material about Mothman is found in John Keel's 1975 book The Mothman Prophecies, in which Keel lays out the chronology of Mothman and what he claims to be related parapsychological events in the area, including UFO activity, Men in Black encounters, poltergeist activity, and the December 15, 1967, collapse of the Silver Bridge across the Ohio River. The book was the basis of a 2002 movie starring Richard Gere, directed by Mark Pellington.

Loren Coleman, in the 2002 book Mothman and Other Curious Encounters (focusing on the details of cryptozoology investigations), acknowledges Keel's "demonological" approach. Coleman first wrote about "winged weirdies" in articles and his 1978 book, Creatures of the Outer Edge.

Some of the explanations given for Spring Heeled Jack, which was sighted during the Victorian era in England, may possibly also be applied to the Mothman.

Skeptics have argued (notably in the March/April 2002 issue of the magazine Skeptical Inquirer) that the most likely explanation of the sightings is excited eyewitnesses mistaking a barn owl.

Some have argued that the most likely candidate, however, is the Great Horned Owl, since West Virginia is home to the biggest variety of great horned owls in the world. This secretive, nocturnal bird can walk upright on the ground, which gives it an uncanny resemblance to a child-sized, gray, fuzzy creature with wings that spread to up to five feet wide. The Great Grey Owl, a rare winter visitor to the lower forty-eight states, is even larger than the great horned owl, and could possibly have been the figure behind some of the mothman sightings. Another possibility is the misidentification of tall, gray sandhill crane. Seeing either a sandhill crane or a great grey owl in West Virginia would be a rare, but by no means impossible, experience.

While it is plausible that some witnesses might have misidentified a large bird, this hypothesis may have its flaws: owls do not have enormous red eyes set in their chests and do not fly at high speed without flapping their wings.

Mark A. Hall in his book Thunderbirds disputes the owl theory, but instead suggests a giant cryptid owl species, allegedly seen in the area for over 100 years.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

New Sidekick Pictures

Paul Jenkins did an interview w/ Comic Book Resources similar to the one on Newsarama featuring new pages from his upcoming "Sidekick" Image Comics series. Unfortunately CBR has a way of preventing re-posts of the pictures on their server, so here is the link to the actual interview. The pictures are at the bottom.

Don't Shoot the Puppy Game - win it by doing nothing


Don't Shoot the Puppy Game - win it by doing nothing: "Cory Doctorow: Don't Shoot the Puppy -- a dead-simple Flash game. If you move the mouse or type anything, you shoot the puppy. The objective is to not shoot the puppy. Therefore, to win, you must do nothing. Link (via Plasticbag)"

Cute Zombies


Animated cute zombies getting their asses kicked:

"Cory Doctorow:
Paul Robertson's LiveJournal has tons of delicious looping animated GIFs, apparently from his forthcoming animated short film Pirate Baby's Cabana Street Fight 2006. Most of them show shambling baby zombies that look a little like undead Stortroopers, including a standout one showing the undead getting their asses thoroughly kicked by a kung-fu kid. Link (Thanks, Josh!)"

Minimum Security

Join the Justice League

SIX FLAGS NEW ENGLAND LOOKING FOR JUSTICE LEAGUE MEMBERS
Press Release

Six Flags New England is looking for the best to take center stage with them as they bring an all new line up of entertainment! Now is your chance to be part of the excitement as the JUSTICE LEAGUE joins the park's expanding shows experience!

The park is now working on the largest entertainment expansion in the park's history and actively seeking performers immediately for the 2006 Season including character actors, superheroes, stunt performers, and character escorts to help staff and support the new interactive HALL OF JUSTICE attraction and BATMAN THRILL SPECTACULAR stunt show. Roles include BATMAN, GREEN LANTERN (Hal Jordan and John Stewart), WONDER WOMAN, THE FLASH (Wally West), & ROBIN (Tim Drake & Dick Grayson)

The park is holding open call auditions at the Six Flags Human Resource Center, located 1756 Main St. Agawam, MA 01001 on Tuesday March 28th from 4:30-7:30PM. Applicants can save time by applying online beforehand and checking the latest updates and complete audition schedule at ww.sixflags.com/newengland. Superhero applicants must meet DC Comics character requirements along with Six Flags standards for role consideration.

Superheros must be physically fit and heights range from 5'7"-6'4". Must be at least 16 years old to apply. Must be at least 18 for stunt roles Stunt roles require strong motorbike skills. All roles require close interaction with Guests and co-workers. Six Flags supports and enforces a drug free working environment. Candidates MUST be Energetic, Enthusiastic, and Team focused.

NEED MORE AUDITION INFO?
Contact the Six Flags New England Entertainment Department at (413)786-9300, x3320 OR send us an e-mail at sfneshow@sftp.com

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Super Dick [Boing Boing (dot) net]

Superdickery is a website devoted to collecting evidence that superheros underwear perverts (mostly Superman) are giant bastards -- panels, covers and sequences that document the supers' bad behavior. Link (Thanks, Grayson!)



Update: Turns out this is a rerun of a post from last March that Mark made -- but given the whole underwear pervert thing, I'm gonna let the dupe stay. (Thanks, Ryan!)

Monday, March 20, 2006

Fw: [BAD SIGNAL]V For Fuck Off


----- Original Message -----
From: <WarrenE@aol.com>
To: <badsignal@lists.flirble.org>
Sent: Monday, March 20, 2006 8:51 AM
Subject: [BAD SIGNAL]V For Fuck Off

> bad signal
> WARREN ELLIS
>
> V FOR VENDETTA opened at $26
> million in America, and $8 million
> internationally. In America, that
> was a soft number, a good four
> million below their hopes, and led
> to a box office total that was some
> 9% lower than this time last year --
> and 2005 in total was some 9% lower
> than 2004. Internationally, V got
> the shit beaten out of it by Steve
> Martin fucking Peter Sellers' corpse
> in THE PINK PANTHER. The tale will
> be told on V next week, but it's not
> the launch they wanted. I wonder
> if that New York Times feature on
> Alan, in which he let rip at DC, Joel
> Silver and Hollywood in general, had
> any effect at all.
>
> The people I know who haven't read
> the book tell me they loved the film.
> I have no intention of seeing it. I
> tend to avoid films of books I love.
> Haven't even seen the FEAR AND
> LOATHING movie. Have seen about
> twenty minutes of the LEAGUE OF
> EX GENTLEMEN film on cable in
> pieces here and there. LEAGUE is
> my daughter's favourite graphic
> novel, but she doesn't want to see
> the film because she's learned it's
> not like Uncle Alan's book. She saw
> the trailer and commented in
> disgust that "that's not Miss Murray."
>
> She still sleeps with the signed
> hardback copy that Alan sent her,
> made out to "the princess of the
> night sky" (one of the meanings of
> her name) as from "your creepy
> uncle Al."
>
> The joy of a Western world living
> on internet time is that V will now
> cease to exist for most people within
> a few days, as the maw of fast
> media goes in search of something
> fresh to chew on. V, the book, is
> probably approaching a new
> saturation point -- I think half the
> people in San Francisco own a copy
> by now -- and in a few years it'll
> become one of those books ripe for
> rediscovery by a new generation,
> like Derek Raymond's A STATE OF
> DENMARK (which you should read).
>
> I imagine Alan would like that.
>
>
> ---
> Sent via mobile device
> probably in the pub
>
> ...................
> UNSUBSCRIBE:
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Friday, March 17, 2006

what happend to the riddler? (an answer for Machine)



so what happened to the riddler?  his riddles got worse but his killing got...  well, it got.  he kills now.  he's a lot more vicious.  we were given a glimpse of this during Hush & brief Green Arrow arc.  he gave professional fall-guy, Arsenal/Speedy, what-for, strapped him to a table & tortured him until Green Arrow came w/ a team of people & saved his ass.  but, his riddles got worse.  instead of being cleverly cryptic in an so-obvious-i-overlooked-that way, they've just become stupid.  see the one panel of Infinite Crisis he's in before he is killed by an exploding rock of eternity.  but he did use a Lazarus Pit to revive himself from the ails of cancer.  & w/ poison ivy & two-face returning in the current Batman/Detective story-arc, i don't see why E. Nigma can't make an appearance.  maybe he'll actually be a good match for Batman's wits this time instead of a perenial joke.  that is something i would definately like to see.

namesake

Newsarama has an article detailing a new project by Paul Jenkins by the name of Sidekick. Here is a quote:

The project is called Sidekick, and it revolves around a mild mannered pizza delivery boy named Eddie Edison. When he’s not delivering pies, Eddie becomes the sidekick to a moronic superhero named Mister Superior. In his spare time, Eddie dates a Bipolar Stripper on Crack named Stormy and when his boss isn't looking, Eddie is doing the nasty with Mister Superior’s wife, the lovely Beverly Boulevard. It’s a lot of juggling, both literally and metaphorically. When he discovers, however, that all this doesn't really help him pay the bills, he makes the unfortunate career decision to become a sidekick to four superheroes at the same time. Chaos ensues. It’s like Benny Hill with spandex costumes.

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Robots Carrying People

Warren Ellis posted this picture of the RI-MAN robot on his website.


The RI-MAN robot carries a life-sized doll at the Riken laboratory in Nagoya, central Japan. The RI-MAN is a seeing, hearing and smelling robot that can carry human beings and is aimed at helping care for the country’s growing number of elderly.(AFP/JIJI PRESS)

Brave New World

Today DC released an updated cover to the upcoming "Brave New World" special intended to launch a few new series this summer (left:old; right:update). Aside from the sharper colors, there are at least two differences. Let me know if you spot more.


Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Marvel Solicitations for June 2006


Everybody's doing it! Newsarama has the Marvel solicitations for June 2006.

Image Comics: June 2006

Comic Book Resources also has the DC soliscitations for June. Also up, are the Image Comics soliscitations for June. Enjoy.

DC News


Newsarama has the full DC Comics soliscitations for the month of June.


Looks like two of my theories will be proven correct this month:

01. Jason Todd is the new Nightwing featured in Bruce Jones' upcomming run

02. Wonder Woman will die, probably as an excuse to recreate the classic image from Crisis on Infinite Earths.

Vertigo is offering the first OGN (original graphic novel) from Gilbert Hernandez, Love & Rockets/Los Bros. Hernanez fame, entitled "SLOTH".


In other DC news, there was an article in the Times about Alan Moore's feelings towards the company & his relationship w/ them, especially in regards to them making movies from his published works. Read it here.

Monday, March 13, 2006

Birds of Prey OYL

stolen from Rich Johnston's Lying in the Gutters column:

ONE CANARY LATER

[Green Light]One Year Later spoiler zone again for "Birds of Prey"... be warned...

Black Canary has defected and she has been replaced on the team by Lady Shiva a.k.a. the Jade Canary now. Also the Society of Supervillains is still very active, one year later. Handy for that upcoming 'Secret Six' series.

After that appearance in "All Star," no wonder...

Parallel Universes

Is this what they meant by a "crisis of infinite earths"?

A Distant Soil

Image Comics has put the first 40 pages of Colleen Doran's graphic novel A Distant Soil online, sans Neil Gaiman introduction.

Greatest Television Show Ever

Sci-Fi network has begun accepting applications for its new show Who Wants to Be a Superhero?, produced by none other than Stan "The Man" Lee. Apparently it's like American Idol for mentally disturbed, autistic comic-book fans. Let me just take this opportunity to link you to this guy's myspace profile again.

Friday, March 10, 2006

The future of science

Here is a thought provoking article from Dr T.J.Pume on the future of science and its relation to superheroes. The future of science?

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Firestorm One Year Later Spoilers

stolen from Rich Johnston's column Lying in the Gutters this week. I've heard this previously on some Newsarama article, but stole it from LITG.

I understand that In order to use his powers, Firestorm needs to be merged with another hero - in this case, Firehawk. If they are separated by more than a mile, Firestorm goes into meltdown.

New "Edison Hates Future" T-Shirt

In the long tradition of bards everywhere, Warren Ellis has taken to giving us his opions on t-shirts that conjure the ghost of NJ's own Thomas Edison. You can check out the latest ones here.

I guess Wertherm was right...

Ok, seriously. What the fuck is this?!?! Fans everywhere are simultaneously disgusted & turned on. Like that time we... Nevermind.

If you like this kind of thing, check here for more fan art.

Phonogram "B-Side"

Kieron Gillen & Jamie McKelvie just posted a hilarious "B-Side" for their forthcoming Image comic Phonogram. Check it out.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Flash Predictions


Jay Garrick was the Golden Age Flash, but was sidelined for years because National Comics (later known as DC) had decided to focus less on superheroics & more on sci-fi adventures. Barry Allen was the Silver Age Flash, inspired by Jay Garrick, whom he believed to be a comic book character. Wally West became the Flash after Crisis on Infinite Earths to carry on the legacy since Barry had sacrificed himself to save the universe. Now Wally is gone, his series has finished, & a relaunch is slated for the summer. Who could this new Flash be?


Most people will assume that Bart Allen is the one to carry on the mantle, since he is the most obvious choice. He took on the costume & name of Wally West's previous identity, Kid Flash, only months before Infinite Crisis started. But one of the things the enriches the Flash history is its future. There have been countless, dizzying tales of future, alternate or otherwise, featuring many different people carrying on the name of the Flash. So let's start w/ some of the less obvious...


01. Barry West
Wally's son. In a possible future timeline, Barry - named after great-uncle Barry Allen, Wally's mentor - is next in-line to become the Flash in Wally's eyes. But Barry shows no interest. Will time in the Speed Force (as seen in IC#4) affect his attitude? The creators of the upcoming relaunch have stated that this Flash will feel more pressure than any other before him to succeed in honoring this legacy. But in this future time-line it is not Barry that cares to take up the mantle it is his sister...


02. Iris West
Wally, being the conservative that he is, feels that superheroics is no business for his daughter (in spite of having worked along side other females like Donna Troy & Jesse Quick), but she doesn't care. In Kingdom Come & The Kingdom we see her dawning the mantle of Kid Flash against her father's wishes. Perhaps if not the Flash, Iris will partner up w/ whoever does take on the name & costume before her.


03. John Fox

Just thrown in for good measure. Fox served on the JLA in Wally's absence for a period & he is the Flash of the future, & he seems like a character that readers liked.


04. Barry Allen

This is the choice that all the most annoying fan boys want. It's not going to happen, but I thought I'd throw it in here. We do see a Flash wearing Barry's costume appear at the end of IC #5, warning of the Speed Force being broken open. & the cover for the upcoming relaunch does feature Barry's signature costume ring.


05. Bart Allen

Ok, we all know this is what's going to happen, just like we knew Wally wouldn't be the Flash after Infinite Crisis.
Flash.
Flash + kid = Kid Flash.
Flash + Crisis = Dead Flash.
Kid Flash * Crisis(Flash)^Dead = New Flash
& so it was foretold. When Mark Waid introduced the character of Impulse, the characters would joke about this 5 year old brain trapped in a 13 year old body going on to carry the legacy after Wally was gone. Geoff Johns was apparently the only who took it seriously, as he matured Bart, under the tutelage of Jay Garrick, the first Flash, in the Flash series as well as among the Titans. Bart even took to wearing Wally's old costume & code name in hopes of lining up a position in the lineage. & he has displayed certain skills that Wally does not have, as well as his grandfather's capacity for intellect. So, yeh. It's probably going to happen, but I have faith that they can do interesting things w/ this character. I for one always liked him & would like to see him as the next Flash.


For more info on the Flash legacy/history, as well as that of all speedsters in the DCU, check out Flash: Those Who Ride the Lightning.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Titans Predictions


xspoilerx already gave his predictions on who we'd be seeing in Meltzer's upcoming Justice League of America, so I thought I'd share my predictions for an upcoming line-up in John's Teen Titans.


From the solicitations for the next three months we know the new team will feature Robin (revealed to be Tim Drake), Beast Boy, & Wonder Girl (in a new costume). So who else could be on the team?

1. Vic Stone/Cyborg

Robin's good w/ tech & he's primed to be the best tactition on the team. So what role does Cyborg play? He's the heart, soul, & nervous system of the team. He is to the Titans what J'onn J'onz/Martian Manhunter is to the League. I believe that we will be seeing more of Robin & Wonder Girl in the books that they were spawned from w/ stronger ties to their mentors than ever before. But who is going to provide as a mentor to overall team, giving them a direction & an approach/attitude towards the mission w/in the context of the collective & the legacy? Stone. I do think that his experience is invaluable to the team & we will be seeing more of him.


2. Raven

I think Raven, in many ways, is the antithesis Cyborg, but serves a function of equal importance. Where Stone's primary skill is his ability to interact w/ technology & analyse w/ cold reason, the source of Raven's powers is raw emotion. Also, every superhero team needs a resident mystic.


3. Rose Wilson/Ravager

In the Titans of Tomorrow story we saw Ravager as a member of the rival Titans East, & although we do know that there will be a Titans East in upcoming issues, I think Ravager will side w/ our Titans for at least the immediate future. I know, most of you are thinking, but isn't that Deathstroke's daughter? Well, in the most recent Nightwing story, she turned her back on Slade because she found out that she was inevitably going to die of cancer contracted from the kryptonite eye her father gave her. W/ Robin growing increasingly darker & more like Batman due to recent events, I'd think he'd want to have a weapon against Superboy-Prime as well. Also, doesn't it just sets up so nicely for a second "Judas Contract"?

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Once again a sidekick is brutally underappreciated.



More lazy blogs on sunday.

"Ex-sidekick? Ex-partner!"


Green Arrow acts pretty cocky for rocking a beard like that.

Marvel Comics VS Bathing Ape

Only the most fahionable rappers can wield Thor's Hammer, Mjolnir!!

Impressed by those Jim Lee Batman cons? How about shelling out 300 and up for a pair of Marvel Comics licensed Bathing Apes. Here's some pics from a Japanese Magazine that I can't understand. Captain America and Cyclop Bapes!?!?! Hot damn. Make mine marvel.

Indie Graphic Novel Reviews

Brian Wood's "Demo": A Steaming Pile of Self-indulgence

on to the second most overrated man in comics.

"Demo" (AiT/Planet Lar) has been hailed as one of the greatest, if not the greatest graphic novels published last year. The numerous awards given & the musing of comic book critics everywhere compelled me to try it out. I had purchased a single issue of "Demo" from my then local comic book store that I thought was mediocre but charming in its concept. I was more than happy to leave it at that when the acclaim started rolling in. Then the collection was solicited, & there was that damn tagline: "For those that wish Jim Jarmusch directed the X-Men movies." Damn. "That's a good line," I thought to myself. In Alan Moore's "How to Write Comics", Moore discusses the comic book writers' use of cinematic technique, but also derides it for its limitations. Comic books being written in the 2000s, are still being confined by the story-telling techniques Hitchcock invented during the middle of last century. Moore claims, among other things, that if a comic book writer were so intent to utilize the techniques of the cinematic medium in order to advance, s/he would have to start watching more modern films. Now, I'm a sucker for Jarmusch. "Down by Law" is one of my favorite movies of all time. He uses the broad strokes & pacing of European film makers such as Wim Wenders while maintaining the quaintness of Americana, at once making out to be something foreign as well as familiar. His story-telling is so inherently visual, making every bit of dialogue precious. Because of his tendency to move things along slowly & w/out much fanfare, many people new to Jarmusch feel that his films leave them wondering exactly what happened, if anything at all. He has a tendency to explore characters in-depthly w/out really explaining how or why things play out the way they do, only to end on a sour, unresolved note. Now, in "Demo", Wood tries to use many of these same techniques that make Jarmusch's films so striking, but winds up falling so short because the use of these techniques that he apparently does not understand fully comes across as being extremely contrived. "Demo" addresses the idea of young superhumans as merely "human", which is admirable, but the effort to make these characters as human as possible makes them completely impossible to relate to as more than a one-dimensional representation of an idea that holds no relevance to our own existence. 17-20 year old men & womyn do not talk like 14 year old goth girls I would have wanted to date when I was 12. 14 year old goth girls don't even talk like 14 year old goth girls. They only talk like that when they are writing in their journals. Wood will use the broad stroke technique of no dialouge w/ sluggish pacing to strike the reader, but follows it w/ a 5 page speech from some cigarette smoking school girl about how "fucked up" the world is & how all human beings are essentially flawed & doomed to fail. I didn't know that! I really needed an unbelivable character in a comic book to explain that truth to me as if i were a 10 year old, w/ as many swear words & self-pittying quips as possible. & honestly, does anyone ever refer to themselves as "slackers" anymore? I get the point. These are supposed to be kids. They're too disgusted w/ having discovered the darkness of the human condition to force themselves to see any kind of silver-lining. Maybe as a point of self-mocking, Wood's characters who work dead-end graveyard-shift jobs are forced to grow up & move on w/ their lives (i.e. go to trade school; write a novel?), while one member of their crew is so disgusted w/ his friends giving up on the "Slacker Manifesto" that each of them signed while in detention during high school that he assaults them. At the end of the story, this character is left going to work alone but is greeted by a new group of kids very simlar to him & his friends that are still young enough to want the same things out of life that he wants. They look up to him as a member of the old-guard. While completely absurd & ridiculous, I can't help but feel that Wood himself is that character out to attract an audience of young adolescents only to convince them of his poignant genious, while most of his peers have already left behind writing about such pettiness. It's unconvincing. The book's one saving grace is Becky Cloonan's beautiful & diverse illustration work, changing styles for each story while maintaining a consitent tone & aesthetic throughout the whole book. I feel, however, that this dichotomy of tactful illustration & tactless dialogue only adds to the unbalanced nature of the book.


Seth's "Wimbledon Green: The Greatest Comic Book Collector in the World": Fans on Fandom
I've been a fan of Seth's style of illustrate storytelling ever since I stayed up all night & read through a friend's copy of "It's a Good Life if You Don't Weaken"(Drawn & Quarterly). I was struck by the ornate nature of not only his illustration but the story he was telling. I picked up the first volume of "Clyde Fans"(Drawn & Quarterly), & much to my pleasure, it was a lot more of the same. There was this whistful nature of history, memory, & nostalgia beautifully illustrated through the use of flashbacks & narratation. The first half of that book is nothing more than an old man telling the history of his father's fan distribution business while walking around his apartment while we see old photographs hanging in the background, while the second half is a flashback story that the previous character only alludes to. This tasteful use of the non-linear narrative is used again by Seth in "Wimbledon Green". In the foreward Seth talks about being influenced by a book he had read about the obsessive culture of book collectors, & how he could relate to that culture through being a fan of comic books. By drawing on the differences & similarities of each community, Seth creates a cast of satirically based characters that remind us of classic comic book stories from the 1950s. What is interesting to me, is that there are often moments in the book where the characters describe fictional comic books use of classic plot devices to the point of redundancy, while Seth uses these same plot devices to create parallels between these beloved comic book characters & his own star characters that we come to love in much the same way. The art takes on a slightly rounder cartoony feel, instead of the lean lines of previous work inspired by old 1940s New Yorker cartoons. Another interesting point that is brought up in the foreward is that this entire book had been done during Seth's free time in his sketchbook over the course of about a year, although you'd never realize it from looking at the illustration. The art retains the simplicity of something created leisurely, but never appears rough or unfinished. The simple coloring, basically 2 or 3 different watercolor shades of green/brown, enriches the art w/out complicating it w/ too many layers. It should also go w/out saying that the design for the cover & the cardstock used for the interior are beautiful. Drawn & Quarterly always puts out quality books, & it should be no surprise that this is one of them.



Neil Kleid's "Brownsville": The real Murder INC.


"Brownsville" (NBM) is the story of New York based Jewish gangster Allie Tanennbaum who went on to start the Union County Water Company in NJ, highlighted by other iconic characters like Abe Reles, Louis Lepke Buchalter, Dutch Shcultz, & more. The book debuted, fittingly, at the New York ComiCon, put out by NBM Publishing. The story is more tragic than anything, w/ just as much violence as can be expected from any non-fiction gangster story. There are moments when we become disgusted w/ these characters, & then there are moments when we really feel for them & pity them. But the star of the show is always "Allie Boy" Tanennbaum, whose perspective Kleid uses to tell this story. Years jump around, & it is often hard to tell which character is which, but the impact of the story is so strong that none of this diminishes it. This book was a quick & easy read because it was so compelling, but never falters in the complexity of any of the characters or the story. The narrative jumps around non-linearly while remaining chronologically straight-foward in a manner so artful that it's hard to believe that none of this was made up by Kleid himself. This book has it all: strong creative storytelling; beautiful illustration; great characters; blood, guts, death & a touching ending. I am definatley going to check out more work published by NBM & more work written by Neil Kleid.

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Another reason to hate Jim Lee


God! What the hell are they thinking?!?! Just because he is the most over-rated man in comic books today, does not he should be allowed to design shoes!



Small children & the guy that saved all his old issues of WildC.A.Ts in bags & boards can purchase them here.

Justice League Unlimited Episode Review

"Ancient History"
Story by Dwayne McDuffie
Teleplay by Geoff Johns



This episode picks up where the previous "Shadow of the Hawk" episode, introducing Carter Hall, the golden-age Hawkman, to the DCAU & the Justice League, left us. The four-part finale of the third season, "Starcrossed", Shayera Hal is revealed to be a Thangarian spy when a Thangarian armada comes to earth to "help" prevent an alien invasion. Turns out the Thanagarians are the alien invasion. Basically, Hawkgirl is seen as a traitor on both ends, but helps save the day anyway. Her & John Stewart, the Green Lantern, who were at the time involved romantically separate as Hawkgirl flies off into a sunset, having quit the League. Hawkgirl returns to the League at some point, but her relationship w/ GL remains strained. GL starts dating Vixen, the only black super-heroine on the team. Where "Starcrossed" introduced us to Shayera's Thanagarian lover from five years ago, Ro Talek, as a Hawkman archetype bearing armor similar to that seen in the Hawkworld series, "Shadow of the Hawk" introduces Carter Hall as the reincarnation of an ancient Thangarian king, Katar Hol, who helped civilize ancient egypt w/ his wife, whom he believes to be reincarnated as Shayera. More on this episode later. Suffice to say that after a battle w/ the Shadow Thief, Hawkman leaves Hawkgirl & the audience w/ a string of unresolved questions.



"Ancient History" opens w/ Stewart chasing the elusive Gentleman Ghost only to be one-upped by Hall, who saves his life. Shayera & Vixen are shown to have developed a strange catty, competitive relationship based around their affection for Stewart. The next day Vixen leaves Stewart in their apartment for a photo-shoot in Milan when she catches of the Shadow Thief sneaking into the apartment. A battle between Shadow Thief, Vixen, & GL ensues w/ GL being kidnapped by the Thief. Vixen calls Shayera to enlist her help & to warn her that the Shadow Thief warned that Shayera was next. Shayera & Vixen show up at the Midway City Museum where Carter Hall works & are confronted by the Shadow Thief who has Stewart strung up on the ceiling. More battle ensues w/ Hawkman showing up to battle the Shadow Thief w/ the aid of Shayera. During the battle Hawkman makes a one-off comment about how Shayera has "always been good w/ [a Thanagarian weaponon in the museum]." However, this does not stop the Shadow Thief from defeating the duo in battle. Shayera awakens to find herself, Hawkman, & GL tied up in the museum surrounding the Absorbricron, a complex Thanagarian database, found by Carter Hall on an excavation in Egypt where he discovered his true identity by touching it. Shadow Thief forces all three to simultaneously make contact w/ the device, resulting in a flashback explaining the truth about Katar & Shayera Hol's time in Egypt.



Turns out Katar & Shayera were considered Gods in Ancient Egypt. Shayera wants to have a child, but Katar is preoccupied w/ conquering the surrounding territories & expanding their Thanagarian empire. At this moment a character identical to John Stewart appears w/ news from Kondak & a tribute from Teth-Adam (Captaim Marvel's arch-enemy/predecessor from the comic books; later known as Black Adam). Shayera asks what need she & Katar have for horses when they can fly. Next we see Shayera & the Stewart analogue racing across the desert. We then see the two of them "resting" by a lake & discussing that they both feel a duty to Katar but have feelings for each other before they slid off camera. Creepy McCreeperson AKA Hath-Set, Katar's consultant & an obvious analogue to Ro Talek's assistant during the Thanagarian invasion, stands in the shadows watching them w/ creepy, creepy eyes. We then see Hath-Set McCreeperson before Katar discussing rumors of his best-friend & wife's affair. Shortly afterwards Katar catches Shayera & the Stewart analogue making out in the garden, voicing his wish that they were dead. He then comes to find the two of them laying in a bed, dead from poison. The overanxious Hath-Set confesses to having executed the two as his king wished, at which point Katar takes a sip from the poison cup that killed his wife & his best-friend.



Fast-Forward to the present. Shayera, Stewart, & Hall wake up, at which point Shayera accuses Shadow Thief of being the reincarnation of Hath-Set. Wrong. Shadow Thief reveals himself, w/ a villainous monologue, to be the darkest desires of Katar Hol, unleashed when Carter touched the Absorbricon. He then releases Hawkman & godes him on to kill Stewart. In true all-ages superhero fashion, Carter raises a Thanagarian axe above Stewart, only to use to to release him. Another battle ensues, ending w/ Hawkman strangling Shadow Thief, forcing to merge w/in the body of Carter Hall. Shayera then rushes to Hawkman/Hall to stop him from strangling himself. Carter admits to Shayera that they were probably not meant to be together & that they "both know how the story ends".



Back at the Watchtower, GL & Shayera check up on Vixen. Stewart then confesses to Shayera that during a trip into the future w/ Batman, the two met a future Leaguer named Warhawk, the son of John Stewart & Shayera Hal. He then tells her that he will not be destiny's puppet, & inspite of being unable to say that he does not love Shayera, he intends to stay w/ Vixen.



This episode is both fun & satisfying for several reasons. It subtly plays w/ comic book continuity, w/out being a slave to it. It introduces new elements that are true to the mythology of the DCAU, once just an interpretation of the DCU, but having grown into something in its own right. It provides a resolution to several plot-points laid out over the course of the JL cartoon's run of five seasons, tying directly into an earlier episode that seemed like a one-shot excuse to use the Golden Age Hawkman, w/out gratuitously tying in to the over-arching story of the Legion of Doom. & best of all, it was penned by none other than DC it-boy, Geoff Johns. Johns is probably best known for his current run on Infinite Crisis right now, but he's kind of made a name for himself for revitalizing characters once-thought to be secondary. Among these were Hawkman & Green Lantern (albeit the original Silver-Age character of Hal Jordan). Overall, this episode provides a break from the darker elements shown during season four's "Cadmus Project" story-arc, making it more suitable in tone for a younger audience while still retaining a complex enough narrative for adult viewers to enjoy.

Friday, March 03, 2006

The Atom responds to xspoilerx's previous post


The Atom: Fuck you. I hope you drop your wedding ring in the sink drain and can't get it out. Try shrinking down to subatomic size then, asshole!

My predictions for the new JLA series.



Brad Meltzer and artist Ed Benes will be launching the new Justice League of America title this summer. Meltzer has stated that the new lineup will consist of 10 members from the above image as well as one member not listed. Since this statement, Meltzer has also confirmed that Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman will definately be included on the lineup of this new league. This leaves seven open roster spots and one wild card pick to even out DC's flagship team. This raises the question, "Who should be included on this new team? What sort of characters will make the Justice League relevant and popular with new audiences?" Here are my picks in no order.

1. Mr. Terrific - Terry Sloan, also known as Mr. Terrific II has been being groomed by DC for prime time for years. On the JLU cartoon, he replaced Martian Manhunter as the heart of the league and head of the team's watchtower. DC is desperate for strong black charcters that can stand on their own. While he is a legacy character, Mr. Terrific doesn't have that 'almost but not quite feel' that other characters like Steel tend to have. I'm so sick of the Martian Manhunter (who would fit much better on the JSA) lets follow the lead of the JLU and stick Terry Sloan on center stage.


2. The Flash - Lets not kid ourselves. Wally will be back. Bart will be back. Jay will survive. Barry will be back? I'm not sure which one it will be, but every Justice League incarnation needs a really fast guy with a quick wit. My pick is on Wally to return as a middleman between the old and new generations of the league. He has the stand up qualities of his uncle but with none of the dark secrets.

3. Elongated Man - Meltzer, you screwed Ralph Dibny up. In the most recent preview of 52, we see a picture of poor Elognated Man about to kill himself. The same man whose nose used to twitch comically when there was a mystery abound. That's just sad. I've got a feeling 52 will add some depth and redemption to a character that really was a poor man's plastic man before all this sadness hit his life. Give Ralph a new sense of purpose for making the world a better place, a possible love interest on the team, and a few nods to his old 'bwahaha' days and I'll be happy. Plus, I can't stand Plastic Man.

4. Hawkgirl - Again, DC seems to be modeling much of the changes in the DCU after the success of the JLU cartoon. Hawkgirl has her own solo series that can be sure to get a boost from being on the new JLA lineup. She complements Wonder Woman without seeming like too much of a copy and rounds out the team in terms of sheer power.

5. Booster Gold - DC's star of 52, I'm 99% certain BG will be on the new lineup. But expect him to have undergone a major transformation during the course of the OYL jump. Booster Gold, the replacement Kyle Rayner. New 'tude, new costume, new respect among heroes of the DCU. Still even with all the new emphasis on Booster's new role, he will act like an immature dick from time to time *Giffen fans breathe a sigh of relief*

6. Captain Atom - Narrowly edging out Firestorm and Waverider as, 'guy on the team you don't want to be next to when he is injured because he will explode' Captain Atom gets a spot on the new JLA. Because every super team needs a guy whose name starts with Captain. "Hey, it's the Captain! Where's the Captain! I can't believe that blast knocked over the Captain!" Leads for some very dramatic exclamations. Plus, he's shiny. The wildstorm series featuring Captain Atom is selling pretty well and bringing some new fans into the Captain's world. Consider his expertise on time travel, his character development in the Batman/Superman series, and his awesome name... you've got a solid addition to the team.

7. Zatanna - Trust me, she'll be on the new team. Meltzer loves to play up the 'classic league' and with Elongated Man on there, you can be damn sure there will be some 'keaps sdrawkcab' on the team. Somebody on the JLA neads to be able to deal with magical threats and she's much more interesting to look at than Dr. Fate. Her Morrison mini-series was popular. She'll be on the new team.

8. The Atom - Wait, where is he? Oh there he is. He's small. He turns into an atom sized man. Whoo! Expect lots of scenrios like "How are we going to get through this tiny keyhole??" for the Atom to fill the spot for. He'll round out the classic team line up too. I hope they get him his own tiny chair. Maybe I should give him a break. His ex-wife is eclipso after all.

WILDCARD pick:
Catwoman: As Selina Kyle. Yeah I know it's not her OYL. She will be back in time for the JLA series. Just wait and see.